Before marriage:
F:"Will you come for a movie with me?"
M:"Which one?"
F:"
M:"You really want to go?"
F:"Yes" - battering eyelids , "If I was in India I wouldn't ask you. But the theatre is far and you don't want me to drive alone at night, right?"
M:"Yeah of course, sweetheart. Ok. I will come"
F:":)"
After marriage:
F:"Will you come for a movie with me?"
M:"Which one?"
"(some bollywood flick)
"What? Are you insane? I can't sit through those, you know that!"
"But it has good reviews!"
"Yeah, like even Don had good reviews and you made me watch it!!"
"OK.Fine! Don't come."
"I'll go by myself"
"Ok... baba... I'll come"
":)"
At the movie theater, while purchasing tickets...
M:":( X-("
F: ":)"
M:":("
F:":| uffff"
M:"Can I get tickets for 'Last King of Scotland'?"
F: "What? No we are going for (s0me bollywood flick)
M: "No you can still go.. I will go for that. Its a fair deal. I came to the theater with you. You can watch what you want , I can watch what I want. Both are happy and you don't have to drive back alone"
F: "What???!!!! O.K.!! Do what you want"
So she heads off to Bollywood flick with a friend and he watches Last King of Scotland!
Both are happy in the end!
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Before Marriage:
F: "I hate paperwork and all financial issues"
M:"Don't worry, sweetheart. I ll take care of all those."
F: "I also hate planning trips"
M: "You will never have to while you have me"
F: ":)"
After Marriage:
M: "The bank has been calling for some issue. Can you look into it?"
F: "Hmm. Which bank?... Okay... :( I ll see"
M: "Also can we start splitting the responsibility of making the monthly payments?"
F: "Why can't we put them for automatic payments every month. That way neither have to do it"
M: "Also... can you get together all your documents for the immigration stuff. Scan them and put them in a file"
F: "Uffff. No I can't do it! Next you'll ask me to do taxes!!"
M: "Plan the trip for the July 4th weekend"
F: "Why did I marry you if I had to do all this!!!!"
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Before Marriage:
F: "How did you like the food?"
M: "Its awesome sweetheart. You definitely know the way to my heart"
After Marriage:
F: "Hows the food?"
M: "Its nice, just needs a little more spice and some more salt. Something is missing... I can't figure out what. But overall its nice!"
F: "X("
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Before Marriage:
F: "I love the rain, you know. I love getting drenched and splashing mud!"
After Marriage:
F: "Oh God! Why couldn't you wear shorts today. I have to clean those mud stains now!!"
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Before Marriage:
F: "Wow you are so organized? Do you always keep your clothes and shoes so neatly?"
M: ":)"
After Marriage:
F: "Why do you leave your clothes here and there? Why do I find your socks everywhere? Why can't you just put them in the laundry basket or the washing machine"
M: "Woh toh biwi ka kaam hai!"
F: ":("
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